"Possum on the Halfshell"
Length: 13 "
Principal Components: Sunlamp, baking mold, grapefruit spoons, pastry cutters, hose fittings, oil can spout, candy molds, clock gears
No, you're right, that IS an armadillo! But a Texan once told me that they sometimes call them "Possum on the Halfshell"...